Ooooooh Boy Here I Go Stabbin Again

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▶️ They call me Tiny.

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Hero selection [ ]

  • ▶️ Oh, they're back!
  • ▶️ Oh, there they are!
  • ▶️ Well, well, well, if it isn't a quartett of benevolent heroes, here to save me from myselves!
  • ▶️ Oh, great, you've all come back.
  • ▶️ Ah, my heroes, eh, do not dawdle!

20% chance

  • ▶️ Sensational! Yous've returned to assist Aghanim the conjurer of chaos. I'm feeling weak, my heroes. Today I could barely conjure some clutter chaos, huh, information technology'southward out of the question.
  • ▶️ Oh, my gracious heroes! The continuum vault remains riddled with subpar Aghanims. They look your rescue! But be warned: earlier you is the same snarl of monsters, goblins and beasts that bested y'all before.
  • ▶️ The heroes return! Let us waste product no time on pleasantries. Get in there and detect me an Aghanim. Their very existence drains me of my power. Without my power I'm just a man in a ridiculous majestic robe, with stars on it and a blueish moon right there.

higher difficulty, 10% chance

  • ▶️ The heroes return! Yes, the continuum vault holds yet more deal basement spellbinders. Pursue these Aghanims with zeal, despite the vile monsters before you lot beingness stronger, and faster, aaand with more than hit points.
  • ▶️ You've returned! The continuum vault holds much darker secrets at present. Secrets so murky, so wretched that Aghanim'south sister-in-law would certainly divulge each 1 one-half manner through her kickoff glass of boxed wine at the Aghanim family unit holidays. Ooh, is Sheila in there? Huh, make haste and find out!
  • ▶️ Oh, give thanks goodness y'all're hither. Aghanim'south powers continue to wane. Please, rescue these magical doppelgangers whose very indistinguishable existence drains Aghanim's marvelousness away. Return them to me one by one and I will bend over backwards, making certain the dear, dear hearts get home safely. Aghanim doesn't concord grudges confronting these bloodsucking parasites.

higher difficulty, ascent three, 20% chance

  • ▶️ Bless the astral plane, you've decided to aid your sorcerer friend one last time! Let Aghanim be frank: I, *clears throat* I would take been utterly screwed if information technology weren't for all of yous. I need.. Aghanim actually does really need you. In that location is but one alternate reality Aghanim left. Believe me when I tell you it pains me to say this. I hateful it, information technology-it actually hurts. Similar, look at you.. and then look at me. Right? Await back at you and await back at me. Just do information technology! As quickly every bit possible! Back, forth. Back, forth. Dorsum, forth. You see what I hateful?

Has new players

  • ▶️ Who will it exist?
  • ▶️ Which heroes have mustered the backbone to enter?

Selecting hero [ ]

  • ▶️ Weaver minimap icon.png The scuttler!
  • ▶️ Weaver minimap icon.png Ooh, skilful, the giant problems!
  • ▶️ Winter Wyvern minimap icon.png Oh proficient, a dragon that writes poetry!
  • ▶️ Winter Wyvern minimap icon.png The dragon!
  • ▶️ Tusk minimap icon.png The northern goon!
  • ▶️ Mars minimap icon.png The warmonger!
  • ▶️ Witch Doctor minimap icon.png Ah, mister mumbo jumbo.
  • ▶️ Witch Doctor minimap icon.png A doctor! Ho-how prestigeous.
  • ▶️ Magnus minimap icon.png Ah, he with the horn.
  • ▶️ Snapfire minimap icon.png Hi, old daughter.
  • ▶️ Sniper minimap icon.png The tiny marksman.
  • ▶️ Ursa minimap icon.png Oh ho ho, the fuzzy conduct, delightful!
  • ▶️ Ursa minimap icon.png Ursa, the warrior bear, rrrrh ha ha ha.
  • ▶️ Viper minimap icon.png Oooh, the serpenty flying green one.
  • ▶️ Viper minimap icon.png It's the green affair, good stuff!
  • ▶️ Omniknight minimap icon.png Oh ho ho, if it isn't the 1 they call Purist. A goody ii-shoes himself.
  • ▶️ Omniknight minimap icon.png Purist? Ha!
  • ▶️ Dawnbreaker minimap icon.png Dawnbreaker! Yeah, okay.
  • ▶️ Undying minimap icon.png It'southward Undying!
  • ▶️ Luna minimap icon.png Luna!
  • ▶️ Lina minimap icon.png Lina!
  • ▶️ Juggernaut minimap icon.png Juggernaut!
  • ▶️ Lich minimap icon.png Li...?
  • ▶️ Lich minimap icon.png Mmmh, Lich!
  • ▶️ Kunkka minimap icon.png Kunkka!
  • ▶️ Gyrocopter minimap icon.png Ooh, Gyro!
  • ▶️ Drow Ranger minimap icon.png Drow!
  • ▶️ Clinkz minimap icon.png Clinkz!
  • ▶️ Phoenix minimap icon.png Phoenix!
  • ▶️ Sand King minimap icon.png Scuttle king!
  • ▶️ Bane minimap icon.png Bane!
  • ▶️ Void Spirit minimap icon.png Void Spirit!
  • ▶️ Queen of Pain minimap icon.png Queen of Pain!
  • ▶️ Templar Assassin minimap icon.png Ooh, Templar Assassin!
  • ▶️ Disruptor minimap icon.png Disruptor!
  • ▶️ Slark minimap icon.png Slark!

4th pick

  • ▶️ Omniknight minimap icon.png Oh, he coming too? Well any.

25% take chances

10% gamble

  • ▶️ Dawnbreaker minimap icon.png Dawnbreaker! Yeah, okay.
  • ▶️ Undying minimap icon.png Undying, that's cracking! Not dying is the whole goal here.
  • ▶️ Luna minimap icon.png Luna! By Selemene'due south olfactory organ, I knew I could count on you!
  • ▶️ Lina minimap icon.png Lina! Daughter arrive here!
  • ▶️ Juggernaut minimap icon.png Juggernaut! Yes, slap-up!
  • ▶️ Lich minimap icon.png It's uhh frost guy, right?
  • ▶️ Kunkka minimap icon.png Kunkka! Eh, y'all know, just gonna be honest, the pirate thing, the whole caput to toe deal. Not into information technology.
  • ▶️ Gyrocopter minimap icon.png Flying in to save the day!
  • ▶️ Drow Ranger minimap icon.png Drow! Eh, don't y'all owe me money? Oh, really, no, I owe you. We're square, right?
  • ▶️ Clinkz minimap icon.png Clicked-y-Clinkz!
  • ▶️ Phoenix minimap icon.png Phoenix! Never been!
  • ▶️ Sand King minimap icon.png Scuttle king himself!
  • ▶️ Bane minimap icon.png Bane! It would be hard to date with a name like Bane. Hm, it would be hard to engagement with a face like Bane.
  • ▶️ Void Spirit minimap icon.png Void Spirit! Huh, well, I'll take assistance wherever I can get it.
  • ▶️ Queen of Pain minimap icon.png So, before y'all become the Queen of Pain are you the Princess of Hurting? Or is there some other honorific? Duchess of Discomfort, or?
  • ▶️ Templar Assassin minimap icon.png Yes, Templar Assassin! An assassin, a professional killer, a templar. Don't know what that is, simply nosotros've got a killer on the team, that much I know for certain!
  • ▶️ Disruptor minimap icon.png Woah, woah, woah, Disruptor! No pets, no pets allowed. And don't say "What about Luna?". That's a service animal, she's working.
  • ▶️ Slark minimap icon.png Look who broke out of prison and into my middle! Allow's go, Slark!

Has new players

  • ▶️ Hello, mere mortals! It is I, Aghanim! Nemesis of the Netherworlds! Heretic of the Heavens! Vile thaumaturge of the.. bla, bla bla, you know the thing. World'southward best wizard, etc. Look, I demand your help.

Match get-go [ ]

twenty% chance

  • ▶️ Peradventure this fourth dimension Aghanim the Wise will plant a new rule; here it is: no dying. At to the lowest degree until you rescue whatever messed upward Aghanim is trapped inside the continuum vault; and so you can die whenever you feel like it.
  • ▶️ A, uh, foursome of total losers just entered the continuum vault and were immediately slain. And then, get in in that location and fight for Aghanim while the monsters are tired from the skirmish.
  • ▶️ Permit's get down to the skinny of information technology all. You go in there - you find an Aghanim. That'due south it! Like shooting fish in a barrel! Possibly you fight some unkillable and ancient evils, possibly non. Yous tell me! Well, you will tell me. I volition hear the screams.
  • ▶️ Good news! You lot've decided to assist me in my quest to eradicate this reality of duplicate Aghanims. But, also, and you may not realize this: by making your fashion through the continuum vault yous're participating in a top-notch weight loss exercise. I mean, do y'all know how much your blood weighs? Information technology'south a lot!
  • ▶️ So you call back you lot put your lives on the line for old Aghanim and get something in render? Something every bit priceless equally my gratitude? Well, that is exactly what you get. I truly practice appreciate you.
  • ▶️ I-I can't let you run into me like this. My magical ability is at an all fourth dimension low, my confidence at an all time low, my lameness at an all time high. Ugh, information technology's all highs and lows hither, b-but I suppose, that is but being every bit a mortal. U-urgh, delight just get in there and fix this. I tried speaking your language. It was dumb.
  • ▶️ Now, let's exist clear: normally the peachy Aghanim would never stoop to ask a mere mortals help. Aghanim wouldn't empty his magical bladder on yous if you lot were on fire, but desperate times telephone call for desperate measures from desperate earth's greatest wizards. And so, here nosotros are.

Ascension 0, has new players

  • ▶️ Ah, you lot're back!

followed past

  • ▶️ And so, please fight your mode through the vault and find these interlopers, so I can return them to their proper realities.

Choosing rooms [ ]

Normal room

  • ▶️ r Brace yourselves for more than.
  • ▶️ r Sharpen your blades, prepare your incantations, continue a firm and wide opinion!
  • ▶️ r Press on!
  • ▶️ r Knuckle downward!
  • ▶️ r Hither we go!
  • ▶️ r Once more unto the alienation!
  • ▶️ r Now there are going to be situations where you lot don't want to kill your enemy, I become it. You lot don't desire to set them on fire or whip an ice spear through their chest and.. what a mess! This leaves you in a pickle. What else is there to practise? Mhh, melt them? Close. Melt their skeleton. Melt only the skeleton and you've got your enemy in a picayune puddle there. A boneless, lilliputian meat puddle. Nobody dies, your enemy is subdued, you carry on your mode. Run into? Nobody gets injure.
  • ▶️ r May Aghanim propose an opening salvo as erstwhile every bit time itself? Expert! Information technology'southward a little something called the sucker punch.
  • ▶️ r Ooh, hey, if there are whatever unmelted, somewhat intact skeletons in hither, could you continue one for me? I'm in the marketplace for skeletons, not for a spell, merely for my den. Retrieve it would cool to have ane in my den.
  • ▶️ r Alright, allow'south see what you've got!
  • ▶️ r Alright, let's encounter what y'all've got!
  • ▶️ r I'one thousand really relying on you in here. Some might say I'm, I'm betting on you. Some might even say I've taken thee over. Meet the only thing that could make returning to ability more satisfying is, ehh, getting a little action in along the way.
  • ▶️ r Uh, wait, earlier slaying the beasts in this adjacent room, could yous maybe make it look like yous're on the ropes? At to the lowest degree for the first one-half of the fight, heh.
  • ▶️ r Allow Aghanim the Self-Actualized to share with you lot a small personal observation. I may exist avoiding the profound terror I experience of my powers beingness left to rot in the continuum vault, merely I have discovered a perfect and harmless distraction: gambling across my limits.
  • ▶️ r Let me say, before you guys go in in that location and eviscerate these creeps beyond recognition, that I am proud of you lot. That'south it. No snarky rejoinder.
  • ▶️ r This next room: full of guys that want to kill you! But, hither'south the take hold of: you are going to kill them offset! Ha! Boom! Viola! Or voilà, depending.
  • ▶️ r Everybody, all you heroes, y'all need to believe in yourselves! You lot should bet on yourselves! I'1000 betting on yous. I'm betting style too much on you, but I've also got a hedge on the blob monster and possessed demon knight, then.
  • ▶️ r Okay, everybody, all y'all heroes, you need to believe in yourselves! You should bet on yourselves! I'm betting on you. I'm betting mode too much on you, but I've also got a hedge on the blob monster and possessed demon knight, so I should be good.
  • ▶️ r If Aghanim was at the meridian of his powers, he'd be correct in that location fighting alongside you. Uh, near you. Somewhere very close by, but not in your direct line of sight.
  • ▶️ r You arrive there and mess these guys upwards! I hateful information technology, mess'em upward!
  • ▶️ r Ooh, ooh, I know a really good spell for these next guys! But, a question first: what are your feelings on eternal damnation? Not necessarily for them, but for yous. I mean, if you lot're cool with the edgy stuff, only permit me know.
  • ▶️ r Yous know what I like well-nigh you heroes? Yous deal out a real panoply of violence. Spells, swords, I saw one of you hit a guy with a stick. I mean you just never know! Now go stick hit these monsters into adjacent tuesday!
  • ▶️ r If you become tired in this fight, remember there is an Aghanim out there who needs y'all!
  • ▶️ r Alright, here nosotros go! At present, you lot go do some hero stuff! You hero the crap out of this situation!

50% chance, cubs lair

  • ▶️ Oh, heroes, this i is piece of cake! Y'all play dead! That is definitely what you do when you lot're faced with a bear. Put on your best performance, really commit! Now, if he starts chewing you and you actually feel yourself dying for real, well, that's merely method interim! But pull back, don't lose yourself to the graphic symbol.

50% take a chance, salty shore

  • ▶️ Nobody likes gulls and yous guys definitely are non going to like these gulls!

50% chance, blobs dungeon

  • ▶️ Now, while the continuum vault holds monsters from all sorts of realities, y'all're lucky, cause it seems devoid of any poisonous blobs. They are but the wor- oh, uhh well, hold on, maybe these blobs aren't poisonous.

50% chance, swamp

  • ▶️ If I could wield the peachy scepter of Aghanim I would shazam creepy-crawly monsters like this right out of existence. Start thing I'd do!

l% chance, eggs

  • ▶️ Heroes! Protect the eggs!

50% chance, polaritry

  • ▶️ The mysteries of the continuum vault grow.. bluer.. or redder? Ts, honestly I detect auras divisive. I know thy grand scepter bestows one upon the holder, simply I never signed off on that.

50% chance, demonic woods

  • ▶️ These are demonic wood? Aww, come on. Practice y'all know what I would give to be traipsing around some demonic woods? My robe shimmering and thrumming with earliest wizardry. I would give a lot! That'due south how much.

fifty% chance, forsaken pits

  • ▶️ The continuum vault takes something from the states all. In this case these little men's clothes.

twenty% chance, elite

  • ▶️ r Okay, here we get! I believe in you! I mean, look at you, yous're right in that location in the flesh. Seeing is believing! And I definitely believe that y'all exist. For now.
  • ▶️ r Beware of this enemies magic! It springs forth foul and wretched, gurgling with thaumaturgy unseen! Oookay, I'thou gonna dial it back. Look, these guys could mess y'all upwardly, okay?
  • ▶️ r I must say it'southward a lilliputian more enjoyable rooting for y'all this fourth dimension around. Aghanim likes an underdog.
  • ▶️ r Look, I don't want to be a backseat dungeon slayer, but if y'all have any more impressive spells this might not exist a bad time to give them a test run.
  • ▶️ r Now you lot're asking for trouble.
  • ▶️ r Here comes problem!

Trap room

  • ▶️ Be warned, this is a trap room. Y'all'll have to work those traps, squeeze that cadre.
  • ▶️ The continuum vault seeks to trap yous. It's clingy!
  • ▶️ Stride lightly, my heroes. Oh, even lighter. In that location it is.
  • ▶️ Tip-toe your way to victory, heroes.

Event room

  • ▶️ r Beware these shadowy negotiators, unless they are offer you free money. But have the money.
  • ▶️ r We'll see what they've got.
  • ▶️ r Hey! Oh, hey! Just, but casually ask if they've, y'all know, seen or heard of any central forces of aboriginal evil rattling effectually in hither. And yous wanna slide information technology into conversation, don't underscore information technology.
  • ▶️ r No bad choices here! Look. No bad choices hither.
  • ▶️ r Ooh, run across what's existence offered then take it immediately. That's my motto!
  • ▶️ r Look! A modest business organisation owner!
  • ▶️ r I wonder what they're offer.
  • ▶️ r It's someone you don't have to impale. That's new and fun.

20% chance, male npc encounter

  • ▶️ r Uh-oh, looks similar this guy wants to brand you some sort of a deal.
  • ▶️ r Ooh, see what'south beingness offered and then accept it immediately. That's my motto!

60% adventure, Doom encounter

  • ▶️ Oh, oh, *clears throat* gonna close up for a 2nd. If Doom's all similar "Hey, are you in contact with Aghanim these days?" I would say "No man, no". Yeah, just throw it away like that, or whatever. Just, the answer is no. Trust me.

threescore% chance, small Tiny encounter

  • ▶️ Oh, hey, wait at this little fella. Whatever he wants, just give it to him.

lx% chance, big Tiny see

  • ▶️ Mind, I have some personal luggage with rock monsters, and so you should do whatsoever yous desire here. I'm biased.

60% chance, Brewmaster come across

  • ▶️ Mmh, I too fancy the buzz of a mind altering mash.

60% take a chance, Alchemist encounter

  • ▶️ Showtime things commencement, this fella - don't trust him. Never trusted him. Remember, you work for me.

60% hazard, Naga Siren see

  • ▶️ Bottle it upwards!
  • ▶️ Great! Okay, a naga siren. Fair alarm, they go on and on and on about karaoke. Information technology's a whole affair.

threescore% adventure, Morphling encounter

  • ▶️ Now, at that place'south null that he tin can offer you that I can't. Uhh, no, uhh, heh, actually there is no fashion I tin can do whatsoever of that.

60% adventure, Tinker encounter

  • ▶️ Remember, one man'due south trash is some other homo's overpriced mistake.

60% adventure, Ogre Magi encounter

  • ▶️ Ooh, ooh, ooh, I know this guy. Uh, do your thing, only, uh, tin can you encounter if he is still taking odds on the prowler fight. He'll know the ane.

60% chance, Slark encounter

  • ▶️ Remember, money can buy happiness. It admittedly, one hundred percent tin purchase you happiness. Anyone who says otherwise, psh, lying.

60% gamble, Warlock encounter

  • ▶️ Look, I know, we wizards take a competitive streak. We all really detest each other, but let Aghanim to allow y'all in on a little clandestine: the night arts guys? I love'em, they're unhinged. You pace on their robes - zap, your whole family unit turns to imps. Simply, huh, nuts, correct?

60% chance, Zeus encounter

  • ▶️ Ugh, just get in and get out with this guy.

Dominate room

  • ▶️ r Now, at first I felt a bit guilty, I'll acknowledge. Sending yous into the continuum vault to make clean up my mess, just information technology looks like you heroes are having a heap of fun. I only mention it, considering across this door.. I'k pretty sure the fun is going to cease. But, retrieve the fun.
  • ▶️ r At present, how tough could this possibly be? Anywhere on a scale of 1 to 100 honestly. 1 being 'not tough' and 100 being 'unkillable expiry auto'. It'southward hard to say.
  • ▶️ r Exist careful now. Don't accept unnecessary risks, merely necessary risks. Similar, risk your life to impale this boss if you have to, but don't make me take to do anything. That kind of affair.

Unmarried boss

  • ▶️ r This one looks serious. I don't think it's guarding annihilation. I'k not even sure if it works here. This one wants to fight. Look at it, it's got crazy eyes.
  • ▶️ r I give you even odds on this ane. Eh, probably it will impale you, just, eh, possibly not. Let'southward meet how it moves.
  • ▶️ r Now, retrieve this monster is probably more scared of you than you are of information technology. U-unless that'due south bees or bears? I remember.. wait, no, uh, I recall at present. Information technology's definitely not bees, so if yous see a hive run. Those things are fearless.
  • ▶️ r I like your chance of beating this kill crazy monster, fifty-fifty though no other hero ever has. I mean, this thing is unstoppable. But, you lot've got something they didn't take. Me, giving you confidence.

Single male boss

  • ▶️ r Earlier you go in, recollect this villain is non your friend. Certain, does he expect friendly? Does he make you want to say "Hey, haven't we met somewhere earlier?" Sure! Merely, heed hero, do not say that! I need you to become in there and start firing spells, kickoff stabbing, whatever you've got. Practise non let the continuum vault corrupt your listen!
  • ▶️ r Be warned, I have fought this vile conjurer before. Well, I-I've imagined fighting him before. I imagine fighting everyone the moment I meet them and and then I rank them in a long list of who would be the easiest to fight. Now, Lindsey, she'south the child that walks Aghanim's dog. Lindsey is at the lesser of the list, but this boss is definitely somewhere near the height.
  • ▶️ r Okay, okay, mind, now y'all have killed a agglomeration of monsters, a whole heap of creeps. Now, expert news: I think in that location's but one thing to kill in this room. Eh, bad news: he'southward about a 1000000 times stronger than those wimps you only annihilated.

Wyvern see

  • ▶️ r I've encountered a groovy numbers of wyverns in my travels and honestly, my first move: information technology's seduction. They are magnificent creatures. People merely tend to want them for their money, just get to know them. Invest in who they are, not only what they have. That's all of my advice hither.

Cardinal Beast
Rise 0

  • ▶️ Oh, crap! It's the primal beast I was telling you almost. Alright, *clears pharynx* nothing to worry virtually. Uh, he'south honestly just got the one trick he does. It'south, I mean, it is one hundred percentage constructive. He is going to kill you, probably, but, well, permit's get some hustle down there. Become team!
  • ▶️ Oh, crap. It's the key force of aboriginal evil, the primal beast I was telling you nearly. Alright, alright, don't panic. Honestly, he's simply got like one move. It'south super basic! Hands avoidable.. and one hundred percent effective, unfortunately.
  • ▶️ Oh, no, there he is. Okay, on the plus side, I knew he was going to exist hither. I was sure of it. And also on the plus side, I didn't tell yous I was sure of it, because I didn't want to stress you all out. So, no downsides from Aghanim, ha. And-and too, how often do you get to fight one of the almost ruthless beings ever known. What I'thou saying to y'all is, it's all upside. You're lucky, actually, when y'all think of it.

Higher difficulty

  • ▶️ At present, heroes, all you have to do is fight your way through 1 - just one - primal forcefulness of ancient evil and you'll have helped dear Aghanim in his quest. 1! That's half of two! God, in that location better non exist two. No, no no no, there's no manner there is ii. They'd take killed everything in existence by now, if there were two.
  • ▶️ Okay, this time, yous'll probably kill the central fauna, and fifty-fifty if y'all don't, await on the brilliant side: I'll withal be live. I'm very safe here!
  • ▶️ I don't want to put any pressure on you but... if I don't brand it, I want you to promise me yous'll kill this primal beast and rescue whichever Agahnim he'south got. Exercise information technology for Aghanim. Best friend Real Aghanim who's dying.

Lost to the Primal Beast before

  • ▶️ And nosotros're back! I like your chances here. You saw how this unstoppable animal killed you lot terminal time, so you know what non to practise! We just need to effigy out what to do and this thing is toast!
  • ▶️ Okay, we can do this! Let's focus. Focus is number one. Don't look it in the eyes. That's two. Don't turn your back on him. Don't run. Eh, turn your back on him if you have to and-and simply act casual. You lot know, be cool.
  • ▶️ Okay, new plan, nosotros're still going to fight this wretched evil, just like final time, but this time.. and hither is where we change things up - nosotros win, huh! In that location's an Aghanim at pale, come on!

Finishing rooms [ ]

Normal room

  • ▶️ r Well washed, naught left alive!
  • ▶️ r Ah yous accept succeeded through bravery and cunning and swords and might and cunning!
  • ▶️ r Ha, yous've done it!
  • ▶️ r Success!
  • ▶️ r Masterfully slain!
  • ▶️ r Nobody kills better than you guys.
  • ▶️ r Got'em all!
  • ▶️ r Bagged it!
  • ▶️ r Bagged'em!
  • ▶️ r Oh, Aghanim knew you lot'd come through for him!
  • ▶️ r If y'all go on killing similar that we'll have these doppelgangers rescued in no time!
  • ▶️ r I'll be honest, Aghanim and his trust problems were sweating that one a niggling. Well done!
  • ▶️ r Oh, wait at you! Give a little flex for Aghanim. Let'south see those guns! Oh, hm, you're perchance more than the cardio-reps-not-weight-lean-over-bulk-blazon then. No mind, hurry forth with that fabulously depression centre rate.
  • ▶️ r In that location nosotros become! And there I go, away from this terrible place in the not likewise distant future.
  • ▶️ r One step close to Aghanim no longer needing you! I mean, you and your assistance. I'one thousand going to let you go!
  • ▶️ r Oh, making quick work of the continuum vault.
  • ▶️ r Okay, I was pretty certain you were going to die back there, then I already called up another group of heroes, merely if you come across them, I promise y'all, they mean zippo to me.
  • ▶️ r If I had children, I'd want them to be just like you guys. Well, okay, I-I exercise really accept children. Dear god do I have children. So many children. So, ooh. Anyway, I wish you were them. There, I said it.
  • ▶️ r From the omniquartz roads of Maldrune to the depths of Nighttime Reef I've never seen such wickedness! I like it!
  • ▶️ r 1 step closer to 1 of these flimsy clones. Bless your souls!
  • ▶️ r Well, whoever is in accuse of mopping up the blood in the continuum vault really has his work cut out for him.
  • ▶️ r True savagery!
  • ▶️ r It really feels similar you're all punching above your weight here.
  • ▶️ r Oh, thank the stars for any yous're compensating for with all of this bloodthirst. Carry on!
  • ▶️ r Uh, yous know you can cast a plumage of infernal hellfire that will just instakill everything inside of the continuum vault, right? Wait, get all of the Aghanims back and I'll show you. Y'all don't have to go through all of this.
  • ▶️ r I like your moves! I like your style! I think you and your family unit should come to my business firm some weekend for a barbecue.

x% chance, male hero present

  • ▶️ r That was stupendous! Even from the 1 with the weird lump on his dorsum. If you survive the rest of this, by the way, take that checked out.

Ascension four, final room before Primal Beast

  • ▶️ Oh, heroes, nosotros are close to our goal! I feel at that place is but one left. One terrible, soon to be inciner- uh shaved, saved Aghanim left.

Boss room

  • ▶️ r Ho-ho-ho-ho, I can't believe you lot guys! Oh, I am pumped hither!
  • ▶️ r Ho-ho-ho, aye! What'southward my proper name? What is my name? And you guys did practiced too.
  • ▶️ r We make a great team! Your brawn and my brains, and my strategy, and my advice and my patience and my interpersonal skills. Well-nigh of the heavy lifting on my end. lxxx-xx-ish, just go squad!
  • ▶️ r Good work! By me! Being smart enough to bet large on you winning. Uh, you were a heavy underdog at the dark elf casino. Y'all know, a sure mighty sorcerer, named Aghanim, might be ownership a new pool this year.
  • ▶️ r Nice work down there! Proficient killing! Very cruel and efficient. Honestly, if-if I was in the room with you right now I'd be frightened. You're terrifyingly precise at murder!
  • ▶️ r That boss was so much bigger than yous, simply you killed it anyway. My goodness! Huh. Y'all know perchance information technology had some sort of microphobia and it was only terrified of you from the start. Sort of sad, actually, this hulking beast terrified, fighting for its life. Tss, oh well.
  • ▶️ r In that location you go! Really feeling yourselves now! Swell work!
  • ▶️ r Yeah! You encounter that everybody, those are my heroes! Those are my babies!
  • ▶️ r Great work! Simply don't savor it for too long, call up you're but every bit corking every bit the last magnificent beingness that you lot've killed.
  • ▶️ r That is the stuff! Let's proceed this going, everybody!

Pirmal Beast
Ascension 0

  • ▶️ Huzzah! Y'all killed.. well, chased off and gravely embarassed the primal beast.

Rise 0-three

  • ▶️ Homo, what a fight! I was on the border of my magical seat for that one. I thought for certain the primal beast had you back there, when that one hero screwed up. I hateful, you know who you lot are, okay? We all know who you are. We all definitely saw it. You lot, wow, what a screwup! Anyway congratulations to the residual of you, good stuff!
  • ▶️ Good work, everybody! You should all exist very proud of yourselves! I know I'm proud of myself. I did a lot of work to make this happen. So, be proud of whatever information technology was you were also doing to make this happen.
  • ▶️ But at present comes the bittersweet breaking of our fellowship. Aghanim the wizard, you the-the guy, the sword guy, the rest of you. Look, Aghanim had a lot of plates spinning magically in the aether and didn't accept fourth dimension to learn everyones names, okay?

Ascension 1

  • ▶️ Ho, ho-ho-ho, you lot stopped the primal strength of unstoppable evil. He ran away! Oh, he'll deny it later, but I totally saw it! He totally stopped wanting to fight y'all and he was just like "Uh, no thanks!". Ho-ho-ho, that is so embarassing for him!

Ascension 2

  • ▶️ Did the primal force of ancient evil just-but run abroad? Ha-ha! Perhaps he's gone off to find his primal ancient typewriter, so he tin can write you a strongly worded letter near how yous kicked his donkey!

Rising 3

  • ▶️ By the cauldron of Mephistopheles, you lot did it! You made the primal force of ancient evil give up! You lot drank deep from the Springs of Valor, reforged the Breastplate of Bravery at the Fjords of Fearlessness and planted your Boots of Planting right up his ass! Ha-ha!

Ascension iv

  • ▶️ Wow, you've washed information technology! I can-, I'k shocked! I didn't expect this! You know what, I am just going to read you the spoken communication I prepared for you lot when you all died at the cusp of an impossible victory. *clears throat* Lo, these mere mortals, these iv courageous heroes all died doing what they loved. Looking at someone they loved. Me, Aghanim the All-loveable looking downward upon them equally they die. The last words on their lips were "Glad you survived Aghanim, you lot were the best of us. You..". Well, goes on from at that place, but that's the part where you all audio good. Anyway, my sincerest thanks!

Collecting room reward [ ]

  • ▶️ r Well, y'all're probably wondering if that unkillable primal beast is however prowling the depths of the continuum vault; hungry only for flesh and os. I hateful, that'due south what I would be wondering about, if I were in your shoes. Hah.
  • ▶️ r Oh-o-o-o, just got handwritten word hither, that primal brute, the ancient evil one.. gone! Oh, wait there's a niggling more on the behind.. gone admittedly insane. Oh.
  • ▶️ r You know, I was thinking, actually glad to take you for helping me out here, only it.. might have been just quicker for me to have recruited the primal beast himself. I mean, he seems super good at killing stuff and might just paw over the Aghanims, in one case we, you know, build a rapport. Oh, well, it'south just the way it goes.
  • ▶️ r Retrieve, heroes, the primal force of ancient evil still lurks in the continuum vault. I don't think there's any risk you lot've forgotten that, I just, I similar maxim "primal force of ancient evil". Feels good.
  • ▶️ r What if, instead of fighting the primal beast and immediately dying, you guys asked him to join your crew, you know? Ah, I bet, he never even gets asked.
  • ▶️ Now before you go and get all judgy about Aghanim the All-powerful attempting to eke out a little more ability past mucking around with the continuum device, remember that in modernistic club and all of its charms, was brought to you by someone trying to eke out just a little more than power. Capitalism makes hypocrites of us all.
  • ▶️ Now, co-ordinate to the manual: "What take been wrought, once wrought, cannot exist unwrought." Huh. Possible, haven't gotten to the troubleshooting function of the manual yet. I'll tell you what, I'll continue reading the manual and why don't you heroes make yourselves useful and go circular up all the other parallel universe mes. See yous back here.
  • ▶️ Well, they put a lot of fancy promotional language on the continuum device packaging. What it doesn't say is what's inside is as fragile as a hummingbird's egg. And so, in a rush to get it out of the box and starting time altering space and time, if you happen to printing whatsoever of its myriad buttons merely a little flake also hard, it'southward going to go haywire and first filling your reality with junior versions of yourself from far-flung universes. Each of which diminishes your power exponentially simply by existing. Is that a lot of copy for a modest amount of packaging? Yes! Does information technology also sound pretty important? Also, yes!
  • ▶️ Concord on, hold on. I'm-I'yard on hold with customer service. Uh-eh, what's that? Yep, yous idiot! Of class I pressed the greenish push. Uh, hm. Uh-uh, exactly! Of grade I didn't press the dark-green button, that's what I said. That-that would've released countless interdimensional versions of me into the infinite-fourth dimension continuum and voided the warranty. So, that's why I didn't printing the green push button, because I read the manual!
  • ▶️ I'm still on hold with client serv-. Hang on. What'due south that? No, I have some heroes in there now, I tin can't become them out the-. Well, of class information technology'southward deadly, that's why I chose heroes, I-. What's that? Really? Uh-huh. Oh. Oh, you lot're-you're kidding? Oh god.
  • ▶️ Looking through the troubleshooting section of the continuum device manual I'm hoping I can just reboot the thing. Aaaannnd there! Did, uh, did reality merely, uh, outset and restart? Did anyones pilus plow white and they tin can't stop screaming? If someones white-haired and screaming, that'southward good. That means information technology worked!

Has new players

  • ▶️ r Oh, uhh, hm, not trying to alarm yous hither. Don't panic, only using the continuum device might - I want to stress might - have awakened a primal forcefulness of ancient evil. So, but, uh, heads up on that. If y'all see one, that's-that's what it is.
  • ▶️ r Yeesh, did you hear that? Ehh, y'all're looking similar yous heard that, darn. Ah, okay, so hey, I was poking through the instructions on the continuum device and I.. I skimmed over something about a key force of ancient evil or.. bah, anyway, bla bla bla. Lot's of legalese, but if yous see a big primal beast, let me know.
  • ▶️ r Did you hear that? Do you see any key forces of aboriginal evil down there? No? Okay, expert, heh. Because apparently screwing around with the continuum device woke i up. Then, you-you might have to fight one, only y'all also might non. Look on the brilliant side, that's my motto!
  • ▶️ r Uhh, okay, hold on. I'm reading the small print on the continuum device manual. You might have to fight a primal beast. Oh, wait, no, I was reading the runes upside downwardly. You won't have to fight it, it's going to help yous. Fantabulous! I- oh, no, they were right side upwardly. Apologies, yous will have to fight it.

Ascent 0

  • ▶️ Let me tell you what a continuum device is. Capable of bending space and time the continuum device yields unto its possessor unlimited power to shape infinite realities. That's from the owner's manual. Uh, ships with an exclusive nylon drawstring pouch, a piece unique, i of one. Pouch auto washable. Device does not immediately destroy the universe. That's from the box.
  • ▶️ I mean, there is a lot of helpful stuff in this possessor's manual: "How to turn the continuum device on", "How to alter infinite time properly", "How to avoid filling your reality with inferior versions of yourself from backwater alternating dimensions". Huh. Kind of wish I'd read this affair before I started pushing all the buttons. Ha. Hm.
  • ▶️ Well, they put a lot of fancy promotional language on the continuum device packaging. What it doesn't say is what's inside is as frail every bit a hummingbird'southward egg. And then, in a blitz to get it out of the box and first altering infinite and time, if you happen to printing whatever of its myriad buttons just a little bit besides hard, information technology's going to become haywire and commencement filling your reality with inferior versions of yourself from far-flung universes. Each of which diminishes your ability exponentially just by existing. Is that a lot of re-create for a modest amount of packaging? Aye! Does it also sound pretty important? Besides, yep!
  • ▶️ I know, y'all meet me every bit Aghanim the Anointed, so, this actually hurts to pull dorsum the drapery, only with these other backwater Aghanims farting around our reality, I feel as if I'm only a fraction of my erstwhile self. A shadow of my quondam cocky! A fraction of a shadow! I'one thousand a pile of magic garbage! I don't similar y'all to see me like this. Alas, I am incapable of rescuing them from the continuum vault myself.

Ascension land two

  • ▶️ r You might be wondering what I'm doing with all of these Aghanims after you rescue them. Well, I'll tell you. They're all going to a sorcerer farm; upwards north. They're frolicking and eating lettuce. Information technology's-it's-it's squeamish.
  • ▶️ r We - yous and I - have a relationship built on trust. Then, you need to trust, that when we rescue ane of these Aghanims I am going to endeavour to get them back to their dwelling house reality. I'k going to endeavor really hard. And you have to trust that I have. I'g trusting you to trust me. It's the trust that's central. Non then much, where they really end up, the guys, but the trust.

Ascent land 3+, 30% risk

  • ▶️ r Alright. You deserve to know the truth. The alternate universe Aghanims yous're rescuing... I'thousand killing them. Re-absorbing their energy. Out of their eye sockets. Excruciatingly painful, they're dessicated husks when I'm done. I do sell the husks to a wizard farm upwards north, that function I wasn't lying about. They brand sus scrofa slurry out of them.

Rising country four, xxx% chance

  • ▶️ r I, uh, kept it a hugger-mugger what I was doing to the alternating universe mes, because I knew you'd exist devastated. Just the idea of killing an Aghanim. Oh, it's a tragedy. One Aghanim is like a 100,000 regular people, so slurping their brain energy out of their skulls, information technology isn't something I do lightly.
  • ▶️ r Aghanim wants you to consider this: Imagine the strength of wizardry it must have to open a portal to another dimension and then quickly and safely transport someone through it. Now recall that the entire reason yous are helping me here is considering Aghanim'due south powers remain diminished. Ergo, it-it doesn't quite make sense that I'd be able to return these other Aghanims to their home realities in my current country. Given the wizarding horsepower needed to complete the task. Leaving poor Aghanim no other option, just to quietly end their lives and reabsorb from their bodies my own power. Eh, yous know, I experience like this should've been obvious to you lot from the offset. And-and honestly, I really resent existence the 1 put into the position to articulate the air. So, if information technology'due south all the same to you, I volition field apologies from all of y'all. When you're set up. Go ahead.

Killing enemies [ ]

Only when there are still enemies left in the room
Normal rooms
5% chance

  • ▶️ 60 Stab them lest you be stabbed!
  • ▶️ sixty Go along stabbing!
  • ▶️ 60 Zap them lest y'all be zapped!
  • ▶️ 60 Go along zapping!
  • ▶️ 60 End them with magic or forcefulness.. or agility, I guess.
  • ▶️ threescore Hiyah!
  • ▶️ 60 Well, not how Aghanim would handle these guys, but the endeavor is inspiring!
  • ▶️ 60 Just use your powerful spell!
  • ▶️ 60 Get'em!
  • ▶️ lx Great guns!
  • ▶️ 60 Gah-ho, I can't expect!
  • ▶️ 60 Yes! Yes!
  • ▶️ sixty Aye, I run across how this could be difficult for the omnipotently challenged.
  • ▶️ lx Only cook their skeletons!
  • ▶️ 60 Melt their skeletons!
  • ▶️ 60 Why do these guys still accept skeletons?
  • ▶️ lx Accept you thought about using a disappearing skeletons curse?
  • ▶️ 60 I think i of y'all has a fireball spell. Use that until they're all dead.
  • ▶️ sixty Did you only hit that monster with your bodily arms? Like, you actually touched it? Wow, yous are wild!
  • ▶️ 60 If they take optics poke the eyes! If they don't have eyes fish-hook the mouth! And if they don't have optics or mouths, how difficult can this fight actually exist?
  • ▶️ threescore Expert, good! Surprisingly good!
  • ▶️ 60 You're doing well! I'm impressed and surprised. Mostly surprised.
  • ▶️ 60 Oh-ho-ho-ho, look who's crushing it downwards there!
  • ▶️ lx Doing well, doing very well in fact! I'll just say it, I am doing incredibly well at encouraging you!
  • ▶️ 60 Amazing! Jaw-droppingly amazing! If you were trying to describe my ability to encourage heroes those are the words you'd use!
  • ▶️ 60 Gorgon's tail, y'all're killing information technology downwardly there!
  • ▶️ sixty Mephistopheles' horns, look at you lot go!
  • ▶️ lx Hit information technology! No, the other one! Okay, good, adept, keep hitting it!
  • ▶️ 60 You're doing slap-up, attempt kicking it! Yous're not boot information technology! Try kick-.. you're ignoring some first rate advice here.
  • ▶️ threescore Oh my god, this is carnage!
  • ▶️ threescore That-that can't even exist legal what you just did to that poor creature.
  • ▶️ 60 That was pretty sick!
  • ▶️ sixty Okay, skilful, at present hitting that i. Good! Now hit that i. Ha-ha-ha, nosotros brand a great team!
  • ▶️ 60 Look at you go! And expect at me looking at you become! We're both great!
  • ▶️ lx Wo-oh, this is hot stuff!
  • ▶️ 60 Oooh that is some hot chili you're serving up downwardly there!
  • ▶️ threescore Your fists are a blur!
  • ▶️ lx Do you know any spells? Whatever skilful ones, I mean.
  • ▶️ lx You lot're a dog! Yous're a mad dog! Ho, you lunatic!
  • ▶️ 60 Ooh, I remember you only broke that one's arm. Oh, never mind, it's dead!
  • ▶️ sixty Oh-oh, better retreat, retreat! Did they buy it? Wait for them to drop their baby-sit, and and then mess them up!

5% chance, male hero present

  • ▶️ 60 At present, boys, boys, no need to fight! Simply if you want to fight as it seems you lot do, well, and then y'all should!

Dominate rooms
5% chance

  • ▶️ sixty I can't tell if you're winning or if this is but a hot mess of spells and hitting.
  • ▶️ lx I tin't figure out what's happening. Are you winning? Information technology'south too much going on at once.
  • ▶️ 60 Are you winning? You're winning, aren't you? Eh, should I bet more? I tin phone call my bookie. Hit the monster twice if you call up I should bet more!
  • ▶️ 60 I am so confident yous are going to beat this guy I just put a new mortgage on my realm and used the gain to bet on this fight. Although, Aghanim should note your enemy is the underdog in this one, so maybe take a autumn. Or, you know what, forget I said anything. Forget I said annihilation.

Single dominate, 5% chance

  • ▶️ 60 I don't see why they allow this thing run a nether dimension. It doesn't seem so tough. Information technology's bad hiring.
  • ▶️ 60 I was watching this matter you're fighting spar earlier. It's got good reflexes, actually positive mental attitude. It came to win! I similar its chances!
  • ▶️ 60 You can exercise it! Beat these stupid heroes, I believe in you! Don't worry, I'm withal on your side, I'm just trying to get into its caput. These heroes are so weak and soft. Await at how soft and weak and soft they are. Shh, you're very stiff!

Attacking enemies from outside their rooms [ ]

  • ▶️ ten Cowards, Cowards! Face them in the loonshit!
  • ▶️ x An act of cowardice! You know, I would look this from Omniknight.
  • ▶️ 10 Bock bock bock, that is what you sound like!
  • ▶️ 10 Oh, no! You fight them head-on!
  • ▶️ Omniknight minimap icon.png 10 An act of cowardice typical of Omniknight!

Players lagging behind [ ]

  • ▶️ 10 One of your party lags behind!
  • ▶️ 10 Aghanim the Female parent Goose notices that we are brusque a gosling.
  • ▶️ 10 There were more of you before.
  • ▶️ 10 Someone needs to catch upward.
  • ▶️ 10 Stay together, everyone.

Selecting an upgrade [ ]

No new players, rising 0, depth i

  • ▶️ Allow Aghanim the Generous to bestow upon you lot an unusual talent.

Purchasing an item [ ]

25% chance

  • ▶️ r Let's go shopping!
  • ▶️ r Buy buy purchase, treat yourself!
  • ▶️ r Buy some things, anything, simply buy all of the stuff.
  • ▶️ r Don't spend information technology all in one place! Uh, actually, I don't think in that location are other places. You know what, go nuts!
  • ▶️ r Say would you care to round upwardly your purchase and brand a charitable contribution to the "wizards struggling to parlay the moneyline"-foundation.
  • ▶️ r Ooh, yeah, get some of this stuff.
  • ▶️ r Expect, I know, you lot don't want to take money advice from Aghanim, but I feel like you should put at least some of that gold into a high-yield savings or managed business relationship.
  • ▶️ r What are you ownership? Can you buy two?
  • ▶️ r Oh, that's nice!
  • ▶️ r Yous tin afford that? How much am I paying you?
  • ▶️ r Splurging, I see.

10% run a risk, male person hero present

  • ▶️ r Oh-ho-ho, mister moneybags!

Team wipe [ ]

  • ▶️ What a fun twist of fate for us all! Last time Aghanim helped you become stronger, wiser heroes by murdering yous over and over once again and this become-around you're helping Aghanim become stronger and wiser by beingness murdered over and over again.
  • ▶️ Urgh, gosh, really needed you guys to come up through for me hither. Guess my just option is to learn to live with being mediocre at best. Yo, possibly I'll get into the guitar, pick upward some gigs at a farmer's marketplace, cipher serious. Yeah, uhh, that sounds okay.
  • ▶️ Alright, you're all dead! No big deal, I've got another batch of heroes here, so I'll tell them about all the means you failed here, so that they don't practise the same. See, chin up! No, would someone actually please pick upward this guys severed chin off of the ground, it's super gross.
  • ▶️ Aghanim put to much pressure on y'all, didn't he? Ugh, this always happens. I meet a dainty agglomeration of heroes, we move a little fast, nosotros're getting along like a house on fire. I get my hopes upward and then.. zippo! No warning, no telephone call, not fifty-fifty a text! And I'll sit around all 24-hour interval thinking "Eh, maybe their mom is sick" or "Maybe they all died in a reality-bending dungeon". I don't think you lot realize just how fell that is.
  • ▶️ Okay, so you're all dead. Heh, this continuum vault is a real meat grinder, huh? Hm, does the continuum device grind meat? Is that in the manual? Let me run across. Ehhh, you know it makes no sense they put these things in so many languages. How practice you say meat grinder in french? Ah, here it is. Hachoir à viande. Heh, prissy, nice.
  • ▶️ You're all expressionless? I thought you were heroes. How did you lot get into hero school anyhow? Were your parents alumni or something? Did you even graduate?
  • ▶️ Expect, you're all dead? You lot're kidding me? I barely took my eyes off of you for a minute. How is that fifty-fifty possible? Did y'all all have a simultaneous heart attack or something?
  • ▶️ Yous had one chore: Don't all die. And-and technically it was a job sharing situation, then you didn't even accept i whole job. You had function of one job.
  • ▶️ Are you all dead? Wha-? Well, that is just slap-up. I wish I had never become a wizard. You lot hear that? You are and so bad at this you ruined my dream job.
  • ▶️ Worry non, for as long as one of you lot still lives the pure, practiced low-cal of the true and stalwart hero wil-.. are you all dead? Yous're kidding me.
  • ▶️ Oh, don't worry, nosotros're not expressionless yet! Put some hustle in it and th-.. what's that? Oh, you are all dead. Okay, forget what I said about the hustle, not-not gonna demand that, heh.
  • ▶️ Alright, well, you lot know what they say, death is but a doorway and god doesn't close a door without opening a window, so just climb out the window and.. I don't know, whatever housing metaphor will become you moving again. Detect the stairs into the victory attic. Let's become!
  • ▶️ You lot can't all be dead. What happened to the little fatty guy, where'd he become? No, I swear yous guys had a little, uh, fat guy, a picayune stubby kid or.. uh, he threw swords or-or-or maybe he-he made sand clouds, or. Await, the indicate is he is non in your torso pile, then I-I think nosotros're nevertheless in the game here. Go fatty sand clouds!
  • ▶️ Okay, so reality isn't going to get sorted out and I am not going to exist returned to power and I'thou not going to tie up some very of import concern. That'due south fine, no big deal. Do y'all, uh, exercise you know what the dark elf casino does to a powerful sorcerer when that sorcerer owes them a lot of money. They transport Brandon, which I know, it doesn't sound intimidating, I grant you, but he is enormous.

Primal Beast

  • ▶️ Well, he killed you, only on the brilliant side he didn't impale me, because I'm not at that place. So, silvery linings?
  • ▶️ Are y'all all dead? Yeah, you're all expressionless, aren't you?
  • ▶️ The thing about ancient evils is, they don't just become aboriginal overnight. Killing groups of heroes is probably pretty onetime chapeau for him, honestly.
  • ▶️ Oh, we were then close. *sigh* Aghanim's power is waning. Experience the emptiness growing. I really needed this and I understand that laying a guilt trip on a pile of expressionless bodies is pointless, only, ugh, really thought nosotros were gonna get this done today, you know.
  • ▶️ This is not a large deal. I want you to know information technology'due south OK. I mean, Aghanim is destined to an enternity of fecklessness BUT don't permit that be a matter. You tried your best. This is what we call a guilt-trip sandwich, which is related to the compliment sandwich and the put-down gyro.
  • ▶️ Okay, your're all dead. Aghanim should have prepared himself for this eventuality, emotionally speaking. While this is a key force of ancient evil after all, that's on me.
  • ▶️ He is pretty skillful at killing, isn't he? I mean, I know, you're all dead and it'south tragic, just still it's actually kind of impressive. That was similar 4 on i, he cut through you like warm butter.
  • ▶️ I wasn't paying attending. Did you win? Ooh, what happened? Oh male child.

Aghanim's clones rescued [ ]

Pre-introduction

  • ▶️ Alas, there is one last order of business.
  • ▶️ But wait, at that place'southward more!
  • ▶️ But wait, there's more than!
  • ▶️ Now where is that atrocious re-create of me.
  • ▶️ Simply more importantly, my powers.
  • ▶️ Wait, wait, lest we forget why we're all hither.

Aghsbro

  • ▶️ Brah? Feeling rad? Allow'south go exercise magic.

Aghsmad

  • ▶️ Ugh, look at this one. Existent pick of the alternate reality litter we have hither. Permit'due south go, this manner. Away.

Aghsmech

  • ▶️ Look at him, total of prime Aghanim power. Phew-hu, Aghanims, tin can't live with them, can't only impale them and reabsorb your power!

Aghsgoat

  • ▶️ Oh, look, the well-nigh powerful wizard from a undiscriminating reality. Lookout equally information technology sups upwardly all of my magical gravy with its disgusting cud. Well, he'll be thrilled with where he'southward going.

Aghsdonkey

  • ▶️ Are you sh-.. okay, really? All of that, these heroes fought then difficult for this? My power'southward currently residing somewhere beneath pile of flies and excrement. *blows raspberry* Glorious.

Aghsbucket

  • ▶️ Hhh, sugariness bucket of Aghanim, brought here from a reality without skeletons. My, what irony! Slosh this way, we'll sort you right out, here nosotros get.

Aghsbarbarian

  • ▶️ Hey, check out this guy.

Aghsroshan

  • ▶️ Oh, my powers reside within this small Roshan. Ugh, it'due south not so bad. I'1000 non as offended by this as I might exist otherwise. I will spend literal minutes trying to get you habitation safely, possibly, and maybe not.

Aghsblacksmith

  • ▶️ Hm, this guys looks like he has a lot of hobbies. Don't really trust people who have lots of hobbies. It's weird.

Aghsbath

  • ▶️ Well, look who it is.

Ascension 4

  • ▶️ Oh, I did it! I feel and so much meliorate! I surge with power! My robes flow with wonder! I tin hang upward on tech support who has had me on hold for over 600 hours. Oh, until we meet again heroes!

Primal Beast fight [ ]

Throw attack phase

  • ▶️ Rocks! I sense rocks!
  • ▶️ Rocks! I sense rocks!
  • ▶️ Rocks! I sense rocks!
  • ▶️ More rocks!
  • ▶️ More rocks!
  • ▶️ More rocks!
  • ▶️ Rocks!
  • ▶️ Rocks!
  • ▶️ Rocks!
  • ▶️ Rocks once more!
  • ▶️ Rocks once more!
  • ▶️ And rocks once more than!

Pummel phase

  • ▶️ Boot! Punch!
  • ▶️ Kicking! Punch!
  • ▶️ Kick! Punch!
  • ▶️ Picket out!
  • ▶️ Lookout man out!
  • ▶️ Watch out!
  • ▶️ Oh, he is giving you the what-for!
  • ▶️ Oh, he is giving you the what-for!
  • ▶️ He is giving y'all the what-for!
  • ▶️ Steel yourselves heroes!
  • ▶️ Steel yourselves heroes!
  • ▶️ Steel yourselves heroes!
  • ▶️ Ohh!
  • ▶️ Ahh!
  • ▶️ Oh-ho-ho!

Tectonic attack phase

  • ▶️ Zig! Zig! Or Zag! Dealer'due south pick!
  • ▶️ Zig! Zig! Or Zag! Dealer's choice!
  • ▶️ Zig! Zig! Or Zag! Look, dealer'south pick!
  • ▶️ Ohh, here comes the concern!
  • ▶️ Hither comes the concern!
  • ▶️ Here comes the business concern!
  • ▶️ Look out!
  • ▶️ Wait out!
  • ▶️ Look out!
  • ▶️ Careful now!
  • ▶️ Careful now!
  • ▶️ Oh, careful now!

heavy steps phase

  • ▶️ Duck!
  • ▶️ Duck!
  • ▶️ Duck!
  • ▶️ Run away!
  • ▶️ Run away!
  • ▶️ Run away!
  • ▶️ Oh no!
  • ▶️ Oh no!
  • ▶️ Ogh no!
  • ▶️ Heads upwards!
  • ▶️ Oh, heads up!
  • ▶️ Heads upwardly!

onslaught phase

  • ▶️ Scatter! Scatter, yous morons!
  • ▶️ Besprinkle! Scatter, you morons!
  • ▶️ Besprinkle! Scatter, yous morons!
  • ▶️ Here he comes!
  • ▶️ Here he comes!
  • ▶️ Oh, here he comes!
  • ▶️ Hup, get out of the mode!
  • ▶️ Oh, become out of the style!
  • ▶️ Uff, go out of the way!
  • ▶️ Lookout your heads!
  • ▶️ Spotter your heads!
  • ▶️ Hhh, sentinel your heads!

Male hero present

  • ▶️ He's gonna rush you boys!
  • ▶️ He'due south gonna rush you boys!
  • ▶️ Oh, he's gonna rush y'all boys!

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